Front St. Brewery Tuesday, February 7th. Ant Farm, Crush Calculator, and Dr. No.

This was the first night of the weekly Tuesday night Ant Farm/Crush Calculator spin session. Thanks to the Carolina-Duke game, the party was censored until about 11 and soon after problems began to surface with the P.A. system. Just when the vibe was in jeopardy there was a knock at the door from a sweet angel named Judy Gibbs.
Judy Gibbs is a 55 year-old motorcyclist who will soon be opening an antique store/K-9 rescue unit on Front St. She doesn’t do drugs (besides beer) and practices religious stand-up comedy in her spare time. She loves flea markets, her clogs, and her friends over at Top Toad who get her clever shirts that read “Tan Naked: Put some color in your cheeks,” and “Yes, I’m a girl, and yes, I can kick your butt.” When Judy moonwalked in the party started faster than flypaper. Soon the Brewery was drowning in a sea of $2 high alcohol-content drafts, embarrassing 80’s music, bad dancing, and trademark Berzerko drunken skirmishes.